1. Big poopy diaper x2 - one wasn't enough, dear child? Nothing like hearing a big poo immediately after changing a poo diaper!
2. Dog pee on dog bed - seriously? Why would you pee where you lay? Worse thing is that we can't figure out which one did it!
3. Messy kitty litter - poor Laurin
4. Cat vomit - actually cat hairball. On the rug.
5. Baby vomit - on Laurin's arm.
6. 1 & 2 happened simultaneously. 3 & 4 happens simultaneously.
7. Laurin trips slams leg into corner of coffee table trying turn off a light.
8. Laurin trips over baby bouncer - which is right next to coffer table.
9. Look makes up the word Horridious - Um.. Horrendous and hideous together?
Dear Mike of dirty jobs,
My job is the dirtiest job.
Love,
Melissa
The mommy, dog owner, cat owner and homeowner.
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